The Colony of War Dogs XXVI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.903 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,439 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,431 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

War Dogs are unrivalled in obstacle courses, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XXVI's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs XXVI is ranked 4,446^th in the world and 104^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 180 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.